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Have Demotivational Poster


TAGS: i haven t gone too far have i
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

AudioStalker - August 20, 2010, 6:03 pm
Haha... 5 Holy Body parts.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:41 am

LEARN TO APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE - before time makes you appreciate what you had.

TAGS: appreciate what you have
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by elixiri

Greeny - December 5, 2015, 8:34 am
Don't forget the water, and the rock wall. And, oh - the hat.
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 1:40 am
It's a wonderfully narrative photo: and old man who sits on the very end of the bench, as if to make room for a couple people who are no longer there.
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 3:07 pm

MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!

TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Fucking excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "Fuck y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


TAGS: vegeta 9000 nappa shaved dbz
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Prize Gotti

HtD - January 4, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ha, it is Nappa.
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:54 pm
ah sorry, the text came up fuzzy underneath its obviously nappa. my mistake. anyone else thinks she looks like Burke Reynolds?
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:48 pm
don't, that made me lol! but Vegeta doesn't have a 'tash-isnt that meant to be Nappa?
Tony G - November 28, 2008, 6:53 pm
i dont blame you steve, i would've done the same thing
Steve - November 11, 2008, 2:29 am
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!! Sorry, I couldn't resist.


TAGS: i bet even lesbians have to fake it most times
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:39 pm
pssst ... go with me on that one, buds, until I see her avatar, I'm gonna assume she's hot ... and a she.
Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
But I have to admit it, TooTsiE comes up with a way better poster.
TooTsiE - April 22, 2009, 4:17 pm
DING! fries are done...
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 9:43 am
Sean is the true King of Motifake! Long live the king!!!
BoneCD - April 5, 2009, 6:39 pm
Straight forward...not too wordy...5 Lions Sean buddy

MAC - It's like shaving with a bowling pin

TAGS: mac shave bowling pin pc
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by fascistfrenchman

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:04 am
I typed "shrugs," but it didn't stick with my comment?
fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:03 am
I thought this was hilarious, but looking at the votes I guess bowling is popular.
Derek - December 16, 2010, 5:24 pm
If you look closely you'll find a cut-throat embedded.

IF NOBODY SEES YOU EAT IT - Does it have any calories ?

TAGS: nobody sees eat have calories
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - June 28, 2012, 8:48 am
Wow, You Could Eat That All Week.
motifayk - June 28, 2012, 7:24 am
Its a little old... 5till ... I like the 5 layers... or is it more?...


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier


TAGS: justice kids behave self rerun
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by rerun

fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:31 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:34 pm
5 paybacks are hell
Bovee - April 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
Greeny - April 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
No Kidding


THE EASTER BUNNY - Taking a well deserved break. My ass would need soothing after shooting out all those eggs too.

TAGS: easter bunny drinks cc i would have held out for at least rc
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:22 pm
but....they were all done drunk.....guess I should stick to vodka then...
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:28 pm
fido, I think I prefer your drunk posters better ;) 5L


TAGS: blessings count them while you have them
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - December 6, 2015, 6:13 pm

If you find it, link it
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:55 pm
There's another picture floating around here of an old man sitting on the leftmost end of a bench alone. I wonder if they'd combine well?


TAGS: have fun while it lasts frolic
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 2:29 am
I used a suggestion from capn kangaroo for the 2nd half of this one. It really smoothed it out. Thanks capn!
Neener - October 21, 2010, 1:06 am
I like it
crankyhead - October 21, 2010, 1:01 am
I like the direction you took with this. =)

POWER GIRL - The new recruitment officer for the MotiFake Assault Lesbian Taskforce.


TAGS: women too lazy to shave
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by gas

twill1962 - October 10, 2012, 10:10 am
It's a female Wookie!

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED - That Monday's just seem to strangle the life out of you ?


TAGS: never forget what you have
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by mariand

house - September 14, 2011, 12:07 am
Post to Motitwist also. very nice
Greeny - September 13, 2011, 10:17 pm
Very nice
mariand - September 13, 2011, 2:42 pm
sometimes good, sometimes bad... I'm a man of extremes
CloudchaserS - September 13, 2011, 10:39 am
Reminds me of that Sheryl Crow song Soak Up The Sun
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 7:48 am
You really do have an affinity for black and white5 :)


FORD - "Built Tough"? I Don't Remember The Sideways-Wheel Model? Must Be An European Model?...

TAGS: ford sad i have one
Rating: 1.76/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 4:22 pm
I appreciate that _Ally.
_Ally - January 8, 2010, 4:10 pm
So is this considered a compact vehicle? I called your mom back too Faceplant
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 2:19 pm
I kinda miss tunnels. Some of them were funny. But I know why they were stopped, I'm just being nostalgic.
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 2:17 pm
Just imagine where we would be if you could tunnel comments... there's tunnel bait all over this.
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 2:05 pm
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 1:57 pm
ROFL!! It's amazing how skewed the comments have gotten. All from a pic of a Dodge truck.
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 1:13 pm
Thanks bart we both appreciate it.
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 1:08 pm
If it's any consolation, most of the other guys called the next morning. I did, anyway.
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 12:55 pm
WOW really pay attention there ROB, WTF? Mooooooooooooooooo your a dick! You said you would call her back and you never did *facepalm with tear*
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 12:55 pm
RobCraken, do you actually read the other comments first? I think that has been covered.
ROBCakeran53 - January 8, 2010, 12:52 pm
I'd hate to burst everyone's bubble, but thats not a ford...thats a GM truck. Either a Chevy Silverado or a GMC Sierra.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 12:45 pm
Hey! Fuck off with that BS....i love that car....almost as much as I love your mothers.
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 12:41 pm
ROR!!! Like i said Almost!! Fatt Matt what does PONTIAC stand for? J/k
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 12:29 pm
MOO+ you know what Pontiac stands for right??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 12:24 pm
Almost....ALMOST!!!! take that back!!!!!
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 12:07 pm
Moooooooooooooo i know that GM owns Chevy i was just trying to change the mood, sucks about Pontiac they almost started producing quality products
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 12:03 pm
Awwww Faceplant.....you FAIL the hardest. GM owns Chevrolet .......try not to cry. Trust me on this, I love my Pontiac (also owned by GM), This was a hard year for me.
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 11:55 am
It's not a car it's a Truck! Ha ha ha, just messing with ya.
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 11:47 am
jk I like this poster. I don't care if the car is a chevy.
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 11:46 am
The numbers 2, 7, and 1 can be added together to make 10. Half of 10 is five, and half of a lion is fertilizer. Thus, we should all vote five on this shit. Subliminal advertising!
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 11:43 am
The sad thing is this isn't a chevy either its a GMC, so who fails now?
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 11:43 am
Yeah, me too apparently...
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 11:42 am
Damn you Mooooooooooooooooo i had the same thought just a slower reaction time!
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 11:42 am
Thanks Needles13 - we hadn't figured that out already...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 11:41 am
What an original comment. Do you have any more revelations for us?
Needles13 - January 8, 2010, 11:24 am
Fail.....this is a Chevy.
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 10:51 am
Sideways wheels would make doin' donuts much easier.
TexasJohn - January 8, 2010, 10:48 am
Really? This isn't even a ford.
culos - January 8, 2010, 10:35 am
Pimp-my-Ride gone wrong???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 10:25 am
You really could have tried harder on this one. There must be a lot of wrecked Ford pics out there....But Doog went too far in his criticism...lighten up Doog.
DrEvo82 - January 8, 2010, 7:38 am
WOW!! Talk about an ultimate fucking FAIL!!
Doog - January 8, 2010, 3:25 am
Treehodger, first-know that a Z71 is a Chevrolet Silverado Z71 (see the decal on the quarterpanel?) Second-go lock yourself in a dark room with the lights off and contemplate how your fucktardedness has affected the lives of others near you...you fucktard

COMPARISONS - My love life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari.

TAGS: representation love havenots
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:23 pm
A red, red rose Ferrari.
MissPriss - September 10, 2012, 10:22 pm
Sonny & Cher...you got me babe...haha. Thanks for the vote.
M0rd3kaI - September 10, 2012, 5:20 pm
Sounds All too familiar... 5L

CHARLES DARWIN - He was right all along.

TAGS: noah it s his fault we have no more dinosaurs
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by MustyK

freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:03 pm

$350,906 - To raise me through college Luv Ya, Pookie

TAGS: let s have 3
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by gil

I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend

TAGS: have feeling grandma doesnt like
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - September 20, 2011, 7:48 am
yeah...5he doesn't like her more and more and more...

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY - I intend to deserve it


BEHAVE - We upgraded from rulers.

TAGS: nuns guns behave
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by patrickjcruse

jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 4:59 pm
uh-oh... :O
falloutghoul - March 1, 2012, 6:53 pm
I say NAY!

PRIORITIES - These men have them.

TAGS: priorities men have princess 3d 3ds peach skirt mario funny
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by AzerothDN

Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 3:25 pm
4L and fav'd :)



TAGS: i have pictures cubby
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

hootizz - January 19, 2011, 5:22 am
Yes.., yes that is right.., 2 blond beer's at the same time.., now I can only afford 1 at a time...
culos - January 18, 2011, 5:59 am
Your talking about 2 Beers, right?
hootizz - January 18, 2011, 5:15 am
Ahh.., yes Vegas.., my one and only trip to Vegas has wonderful memories, no there was no chimp or chicken involved.., but a very active set of blond twins...!! sigh.., those were the days...

HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?

TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm
one hell of a sexy potato


BLANKETS - Cheaper than a prostitute and twice as cuddly

TAGS: prostitutes and blankets have their similarities
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Elmoman

R.S.Jake - April 22, 2010, 4:13 pm
Some of them charge more for kinky stuff like that. So I've been told.
Fatt Matt - April 22, 2010, 3:59 pm
Because so many men hire a prostitute to cuddle...
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:54 am


TAGS: batteries have positive side humor
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Ragnar - March 22, 2012, 4:13 am
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:49 pm

Oh, I'm definitely a girl! Funny's funny, that's all. And I think this is funny. If somebody gets their knickers in a twist about it~~well ;>
Rick69 - March 21, 2012, 6:24 pm
Lulz... Good thing this is from a woman... or so I think... XD


TAGS: there comes a time when you have to stand up and shout
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by rerun

EmilioDumphque - July 30, 2014, 11:07 pm
That squirrel is an illegal alien, an invasive species. OUR squirrels are grey!
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a nut here. 5L
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Stand tall and lead that parade Rerun......5L.

WE HAD A CLEAN POOL! - Never make deals with EVIL...

TAGS: i have altered the pool
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - May 11, 2010, 7:41 pm
Yeah... I slow roast elephant garlic in olive oil over night so it spreads like warm butter... mmmmmmm
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 7:36 pm
mmmm, garlic roasted baby asparagus....
Chef - May 11, 2010, 7:34 pm
Main Course tonight is a 1 pound Mojo New York strip with chimichurri, a 40 count sea salt and cracked pepper rubbed Idaho baked potato and garlic roasted baby asparagus... wanna know the dessert?
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 6:13 pm
well, chef, if you must know, after the 100 posters you feed us so far, we're waiting for the main course,
Chef - May 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
Oooooo... that was my 100th! Now what happens? Medications? Special canvas jacket?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 5:20 pm
The look on his face cracks me up!


TAGS: men and women have heartbreak
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:10 pm
Depends how old a woman is...if she's young, she's she'll probably do it for head games... if she's old, she just can't be bothered and there's probably something better on t.v. Men mostly to break a date, because they have a hotter date!
Cyberhagen - June 25, 2011, 11:59 am
Sorry, I just don't agree with this one. Women will also break a date just to play hard to get and play head games. Men are more likely to break a date because they got called in to work.
rerun - June 25, 2011, 8:30 am

this is your best one yet
Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 10:22 pm
Nice!.. 5 lipstick stained collars

OPPORTUNITY - You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.


TAGS: you have choices in life
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Hypercat-Z - July 4, 2009, 11:20 am
I always shared your point!

L-I-N-U-X -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes fucking everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you assclown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


TAGS: abstinence it s not really a choice when you have no offers sex
Rating: 4.29/5

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culos - May 31, 2010, 7:23 am
There's always a way. I guess if he stands on his hands his moobs will fall either side of his head, his flaps will cover his face and his arms will be able to stimulate his joystick. A picture of that position on a dating site is sure to generate offers!
Mr. Shiny - May 31, 2010, 4:43 am
harsh, but true.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 12:50 am
Can... can he reach it? :S
spacedog - May 31, 2010, 12:45 am
LOL! Nice one. It looks like he's get ready to do the stranger.


TAGS: and there you have it
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MisterAnt - October 21, 2010, 2:54 am
As long as they don't get frostbite,it's all good.:-P

YEHAA! - I'M a gonna ride me an ALTER BOY!!

TAGS: this guy looks like he should have electricity shooting out of his fingertips
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:25 pm
lol (too)
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 2:31 pm

SCREAM?! - I DIDN'T HEAR wait for it A PEEP...

TAGS: go ahead have me shot now i can hear the groans worldwide
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
Oh great, I'm being appreciated by the noobs now. Guess it's time to get all curmudgeony... j/k S&M. Thanks.
SiliconMage - April 4, 2010, 1:21 pm
Phydeaux you have a twisted sense of humor! Keep up the good work.

MISTAKES - I've had so much fun learning from them, I think I will make some more

WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE - their deductible was?

TAGS: some people have way too much money
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Claire - January 11, 2011, 10:10 pm
I died a little when I saw #5.
JeffDeWitt - January 11, 2011, 6:58 pm
#6 proves you can be drunk, stupid AND rich.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 10:03 pm
I love how those are all normal accidents with "normal" (as far as their value) costs. Then Wood's is so much higher. Lol. Fame does have it's price, I suppose.
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 7:31 pm
I got this in an email once. #3 went through a hurricane. and #8 was used in a vintage race in mexico
Derek - January 20, 2010, 7:28 pm
You know what happened to #3 - Bond.
MrRandom - January 20, 2010, 7:15 pm
What in the hell happened to #3? That poor Ferrari...

SECRETS - Everyone has some skeletons in their closet but it's up to you on whether or not you choose to share them

TAGS: skeletons how many doyou have
Rating: 3.25/5

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shmoe13 - March 10, 2011, 10:45 pm
Cloudchaser - March 9, 2011, 9:03 am
Unless of course you run for public office then your opponent or your opponent's supporters will find them and drag them out in the open whether you like it or not

FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.

NOT A TEASE - I'm just a reminder of what you can't have!

TAGS: you can t have it
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by spanko1

CloudchaserS - February 9, 2012, 12:20 am
Even if I can't has, can still enjoy looking!
BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 7:42 pm
come on spanko, don't be a tool now, you'll h5t that with a $20 Taco Bell gift card :)


TAGS: jake and sick have been baaaaad boys
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:13 am
That's amsome! Sorry Sick, I love that song! :)~
sickartist - April 21, 2010, 8:31 am
If he'd asked for "Wild Fire" I'd have killed myself. 5L
MustyK - April 21, 2010, 5:07 am
PMSL - Absolute classic - straight to the Hall of Fame. 5L's


TAGS: dear gentlemen look what i have aquired in my search of the internet
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:06 am
Random likes Fat chicks.....Stop lurking!!!!
Me_ - April 16, 2010, 1:19 pm
Dont Eat The Brown Acid
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:25 pm
i love it
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 9:48 pm
priceless!!, 5L
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 9:11 pm
5 hits of the dragon. Too funny.
JackFace - April 15, 2010, 8:57 pm
Can't.............stop.....laughing!!! 5L!!
rerun - April 15, 2010, 8:55 pm

holy smokes. that is amsome


TAGS: irs have what takes theirs
Rating: 4.77/5

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RexyD - April 17, 2013, 1:25 am
No. That's a very capitalist view.
Bolverk3778 - April 16, 2013, 7:55 pm
For an arm of a democratic government they have a very socialist view which can be summed up as 'Whats yours is mine, whats mine is my own'


LIFE'S INTRUCTIONS - Got it? Good...Enjoy!

HOME SCHOOLING - Ensuring the next generation of social cripples.

TAGS: i have no real friends wah
Rating: 4.26/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2013, 12:58 am
Hey, I resemble that comment.... Lol XD
Gamedoc - April 10, 2012, 10:41 pm
I thought the internet was taking care of that...
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:17 pm
Thats a great poster! 5L
Anonymous2 - May 13, 2010, 7:34 pm
Plus it gets really embarrassing when you get a crush on your teacher or your classmates...
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 12:53 pm
Sean - May 13, 2010, 12:49 pm
Love it. Especially the phrase, social cripple. Cool.



TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD... - that you set Ronald McDonald on fire? Don't worry, the king approves.

GUINNESS - The Soup of Beers

TAGS: so good you have to drink it with a spoon
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by moooooooooooo

Todd Snyder - September 6, 2009, 11:47 pm
Funny - 5 lions 4 u.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:39 pm
This is motifake... only providing fake motivation. If a picture of Guinness compels you to do anything, much less come to Lee's Liquor store with me at 9:30am.... well, then.... ok, I'll be back soon.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 3:41 am
loooooooooooooooooooook at my motifake. It compels youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu



TAGS: ghost leno beetlebors hell what could he have done to deserve this
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 2:13 pm
God, it was a travesty. How is it possible that so many people watched it? How did it get air time?
ProduceMan117 - October 31, 2009, 3:12 am
Remember the horrible theme song?
Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 11:04 pm
And it's also racist. If you want I'll go into more detail why.
Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 11:03 pm
Yes, with the Leno ghost...a gay vampire...and a wussy werewolf.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 11:02 pm
I'm going off what I remember here, wasn't their hideout like a haunted house?
Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
Yes...Yes it was.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
That was a fucked up show.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD... - That you set a police officer on fire!

TAGS: have you ever been so
Rating: 1.78/5

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Reality Lord - July 18, 2011, 1:54 pm

pics are good 5150.idea is as well. now work it up. give it a unique view. make it funny...or demotivational.
Greeny - July 18, 2011, 7:22 am
Man... I mean Geez, better get out the puppy downers...


TAGS: get outta the basement while you still have a chance
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:53 pm
I think Scott Peterson would disagree with you.

Christmas 2015 -

TAGS: some people have nothing better to do complain gripe tantrum throw over starbucks christmas cups
Rating: 4.46/5

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freasy - November 18, 2015, 8:20 am
All I have seen are complaints about the complaints, upon complaint about what I see are non existant complaints.

GENDERING CHILDREN - The boy can turn shapes into cool things, like a submarine. The girl can change the pattern on her dress. You should just tell your daughter to go make a sammich.

TAGS: kids tv shows have horrible messages
Rating: 4.42/5

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thatonechick - April 22, 2010, 8:49 am
"Watch this! I can turn my dress into the pattern of... STRAWBERRIES! Sing with me: 'Pattern Power!'"
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:13 am
That was definitely the wrong window. I was dancing to "I Touch Myself" in Austin Powers style.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:10 am
I did. was the Don King wig really necessary?.....or am I looking in the wrong window?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:56 am
I know. :) Didn't you see my dance I did for you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:55 am
Oh, I know....I've been stalking you.....
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:52 am
I work in a deli... But I'm off until tomorrow. I'd guess around 3PM on 1 Apr 2010. :S I never said I was a good sammich maker or general female person...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:47 am
I don't make many either...yours are great I was just bugging you a little..........what's the ETA on that sammich?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:44 am
It's not my fault. This is the message we get! LoL ... I told you I wasn't the best. I don't pump out ten thousand crap posters a day, though. And I COULD.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:40 am
I love this one....but if you'd used the same words in three lines. the comedic timing would have been perfect....5L.....It's OK, We don't expect much from the fairer sex.....did someone say sammich?
R.S.Jake - March 23, 2010, 3:59 pm
I am still waiting for my daughter make me a sammich. All I get are Soggy Cookies, and Banana Poofs. :(
Bovee - March 23, 2010, 9:17 am
daughter not son crap. fail
Bovee - March 23, 2010, 9:17 am
Amsome. what a father son tag team we have here.
LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 9:07 am
LOL TOC - Was that Cubby you were screaming "Oh Daddy!" to?
Ed-Hyde - March 22, 2010, 6:50 am
Awkward, yes. Hilarious, yes. Worth reselling on the interwebs. Oh yes. 5L
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks, Sean. Hey Cubby, I wasn't aware you were my dad. This is awkward...
Cubbybear - March 20, 2010, 5:04 pm
Go make me a sammich
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:10 pm
Well done. Very funny. And especially comeing from someone who still thinks it was Kool-Aid they passed out at Jonestown. *snickers*
rerun - March 20, 2010, 11:08 am

I am a little hungry.


TAGS: i have a dream
Rating: 4.31/5

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forseti - March 22, 2010, 11:21 am
photoshopped, right? but a great idea! 5L


TAGS: have you got the remote
Rating: 4.1/5

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GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 9:20 am
5L, and for the use of the word "libidinous" triple score value!!

ANIME - Honey, I don't care how turned on that damn Japanese cartoon made YOU... GET THAT THING OFF ME NOW!

TAGS: november challenge but honey now i have 10 hands to explore you with
Rating: 3.82/5

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shmoe13 - November 7, 2010, 8:00 pm
the japanese doing the things we wouldnt dream of doing


TAGS: thank you have a nice day forgot to mention the twenty mile drive one way to get there in the first place
Rating: 3.56/5

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timebomb - October 21, 2009, 11:12 am
5 Leopards for Haarakkon.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 10:26 pm
A high quality poster with a hilarious disclaimer. This is a brilliant one-of-a-kind Motifake.
Derek - September 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
Snow Leopard! I've been waiting for the upgrade!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Turns out 4:15 AM is not a real good time to start even a simple hardware project. Who knew?
Sean - August 12, 2009, 4:44 pm
Great. Lingerie shopping, eh?
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 11:22 am
Spree candy - love'em! They're like little petrified SweetTarts!
bOB cHIN - August 12, 2009, 10:52 am
Killing Spree...Shopping Spree...Spree...love the word!
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:30 am
LOL! Been there.


TAGS: dude we have to talk
Rating: 3.33/5

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THE EGGMAN - Not Exactly What John Lennon Had In Mind

HEY, CHICKS!! - Pu$$y be damned... I have the --MONEY--, so --I-- make the rules!!!

TAGS: i have the money so i make the rules
Rating: 2/5

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R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:16 pm
Money, and apparently Hundred of boxes of Nerds. Nice.


TAGS: living people are so overated i dont have to pay pzy
Rating: 5/5

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Iconoclast - October 27, 2010, 10:50 pm
And when she's found, it will be your DNA that is recovered.
440wakeup - October 27, 2010, 5:56 am
Common decency prevents me from suggesting 2 slid her into the sunlight to warm her up, or repositioning the arms b4 rigormortis sets in.
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 10:21 pm
Dead hookers let you kiss them on the lips.
rerun - October 26, 2010, 9:12 pm

or even being glad you paid her "service" with a stolen credit card


TAGS: yes i actually do have this fear its not just another twoface reference pzy
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
Spoken like a true wing man!
crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 9:14 pm
try to make due with what's left... wakka wakka wakka =)



TAGS: close shave humor
Rating: 4.94/5

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lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 3:48 pm

Thank you, kind sir.
Sho - February 13, 2014, 1:44 am
Missed this one LOL 5L


TAGS: must have been the bestever
Rating: 4.68/5

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marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
some of us bought our own! 5L !
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:01 am
Even though it'5 chauveni5tic...I like it too. LOL
Sean - April 19, 2011, 10:16 pm
farseer1013 - April 19, 2011, 8:00 pm
epic win man!
tellitlikeitis - April 19, 2011, 7:04 am
Interpretation of different words... how do you folks do it? Excellent.

WRINKLES - Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain

TAGS: wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been
Rating: 4.57/5

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GaryO - November 16, 2012, 4:09 pm
shyt, culos' comment is over two years old, and I'm gonna laugh at it in another two years..LOL..big time
culos - June 3, 2010, 10:09 am
At my age you notice that your wiener must have smiled a lot over the years
Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 9:55 am
Nice one Chef.


TAGS: chuck norris shaved 1983 2013
Rating: 4.44/5

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Vinxman - April 1, 2013, 6:27 pm
He's 73, so that may have something to do with it.
Preacher Man - March 31, 2013, 12:43 am
Remember the Old Testament story of Samson, who had his hair cut and lost his strength? Same deal here with the beard...
GaryO - March 30, 2013, 11:24 pm
Dang. Looks like Norris’ transvestite twin sister with them arms. When did he get a musclectomy?

HONEY, I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM! - I was in a sheep shearing contest....oh


TAGS: shouldn t have had that last beer
Rating: 4.25/5

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BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:50 am

WHAT DO A PRIEST AND A GUINNESS HAVE IN COMMON? - A black body, a white collar and if you get a bad one It'll tear the ass off ya!

TAGS: what do a priest and a guinness have in common
Rating: 4.11/5

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Reality Lord - July 4, 2010, 9:25 am

i thought it was great! still chuckling
manticore - May 9, 2010, 1:18 pm
Might have been funny if it had been original see


TAGS: why do idiots tend to have strong necks
Rating: 4.08/5

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rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:42 am
I work as a Senior Lead Support for a popular cellphone company and I'd have to say that patience can be tempered...5 unbroken pencils.
Sean - May 6, 2010, 11:44 pm
Thanks, Sparrowgirl. I happen to love sparrows ... and girls ... but differently. Sorry. That came out awkward like. If only there was some way to delete a comment after you typed it but before you post it. Ah well ....
Sparrowgirl - May 2, 2010, 11:15 pm
Excellent! 5L
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 1:10 am
5 Life lessons!



TAGS: we have a lovely gift for your trouble
Rating: 3.94/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 10:01 pm
Fucking priceless. I'd buy a pack, just to show it to people.


CAMPBELL'S PORK & BEANS - They're Out Of This World

CHAVES - Isso, isso, isso, isso...

TAGS: chaves isso
Rating: 1.85/5

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union - July 22, 2009, 8:38 am
No watcho Telemundo.
Rhodopis - March 23, 2009, 1:05 am
Y luego, construiremos nuestra casa, y, y, y, y, luego... entonces, y y y...

Fatherhood -

TAGS: never have i been richer
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 20, 2014, 6:34 pm
thx guys
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 6:33 pm
Heh heh, the early memories are the fond ones. Just war after that....I’ve got scars
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 6:02 pm
Sweet. But the minimum sentence is 18 years... lifetime probation. Keep us posted?
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:51 am
Beautiful - 5L
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 12:52 am

5L fav'd. Wunnerful!

OOOH YAEH - I have sexdaily . I mean dyslexia fcuk !

TAGS: i have sex daily dyslexia
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 11:42 pm
Get your ass to Mars*Get your ass to Mars*Get your ass to Mars*....


TAGS: lucky she dont have nads
Rating: 4.69/5

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CaptainBaked - April 5, 2011, 2:09 am
HAHA! Would you say this is one of them?
ICEMAN - April 4, 2011, 8:05 pm
*c o u g a r s*
ICEMAN - April 4, 2011, 8:04 pm
I've heard that cougars sleep in trees.


ADAPTING TO MOTIFAKE - If You Realize, That Most Of The Other Stings Just Want To Protect Themselves, It's So Much Easier To Simply Drift...

TAGS: have fun with motifake don t bother
Rating: 4.12/5

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spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:47 pm
Poke, poke. jk 5Ls.

TV AZTECA - Best in the world with sideline reporters

TAGS: they have espn beat
Rating: 4.12/5

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TheGoat - February 28, 2010, 1:02 pm
I'm sorry - is there a football field here?

IF YOU CAN'T BE YOURSELF... - Please try to only be one complete phony at a time.

TAGS: trust me folks im a a genius and i have 4 degrees i designed the sears tower i make two grand an hour and im an 8 foot tall hermaphrodite
Rating: 3.87/5

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LogicDude - March 19, 2010, 7:56 am
You forgot to list "Blacksmith" LOL!
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 11:21 pm
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:09 pm
This is soooo relevant. 5

GOOD BOY REX - Who's a good deadly reptile?? You are! Yes you are- Wait! Let go of my arm! WTF!?! I did NOT say roll over!! Bad rex! BAD RE-*glug glug glug*

WE HAVE SUPERIOR NUMBERS - But that is the only advantage we have, basically we are screwed boys !


TAGS: attitude small dicks tunnelers have
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 9:43 pm
This kid just tried to submit a string of unoriginal "I see what you did" posters. I rejected all but one.
ronsart - December 26, 2009, 9:39 pm
Logic Man - June 24, 2009, 6:06 pm
Dude...this is awesome...i peed a little bit